Tu Jiaojiao laughed. "Haha, I can’t stand sighing."
Li Dazui said with a bitter face, "Who can stand who is the sun?"
Ha-ha-er said, "Now these two little grandfathers will come and go whenever they want to eat or drink, and no one dares to provoke him. If they provoke them, they will be unlucky. Besides, the little Taoist priest has brought all kinds of poisons since he came, which has caused me to have a diarrhea for a whole day. As a result, I have had enough of beating him in the Villain Valley. In recent months, 40 people have complained to me less than ten times."
Sima Yan sighed, "These two kids are really getting worse and worse. Now I have to think six or seven times before I answer the fish, otherwise I will be the little Taoist priest. When I see him, I will hide far away and really can’t stand his strange poison."
Li Dazui said with a wry smile, "You’re okay. I can see them and I’m afraid that if one day they don’t come to me, I’m really lucky that I can have a good sleep or I have to guard against them when I sleep."
Ha-ha-er said, "We still have a purpose to harm people, but these two kids harm people for fun."
Tu jiao jiao said, "don’t we just hope so?" It’s wonderful to have a little fish and now God gives us an extra little Taoist. "
Ha ha er said, "Let’s hope it’s someone else. I don’t know that since the little Taoist came, this little fish has turned out to be a six-parent, and I’m afraid there’s a little Tu Shu among them."
Tu jiao jiao said, "I am comfortable? I don’t give a shit. I have learned these little devils, and I can’t prevent them from adding all kinds of poisons to the little Taoist priest. "
Ha-ha-er turned to look at Du Sha and said, "How’s Boss Du?"
Du killed "hmm"
Tu Jiaojiao laughed. "What do you mean by well?"
Du killed silently for a long time and finally slowly said, "If I am in the same room with the little Taoist priest and the little fish at the moment, the people who come out alive must be them."
Tu Jiaojiao sighed, "Well, now, the Villain Valley can’t stand their situation. It’s time for others to ask them out now."
Li Dazui hurriedly cut a section and said, "Yes, they have harmed us for a long time. Fortunately, we can still control them together now. If we can’t control them together one day, it will be finished."
Yinjiu Youdao "Send them away as soon as possible."
Du Sha said, "This is the present!"
Haha, "Haha, friends in the Jianghu * * friends … friends in the mountains and friends in the water, your suffering day has arrived!"
Li Dazui smiled and said, "When these two kids leave, Lao Li won’t eat human flesh for a month."
It was only after dusk that the Villain’s Valley gradually became alive.
At this time, Zhang Ping is studying new poisons in his hut. After a year’s life in the Villain’s Valley, Zhang Ping feels that he is going to become another little fish. Every day, he plays tricks on others and experiments his own wonderful poisons with him, but it is different from the detached position of the little fish in the Valley.
Once Zhang Ping gave Ha Ha Er a laxative. As a result, Ha Ha Er suddenly attacked himself the next day when he was talking with a smile. Unfortunately, after four times of extreme purple gas in the past five years, Zhang Ping not only re-established himself as a arhat’s magic, but also improved his strength and quality. Therefore, Ha Ha Er not only did not hurt Zhang Ping, but was shaken out by Zhang Pingli’s own counterattack.
Suddenly, nine shadows drifted into his room, and Yin measured, "Little Taoist, please send you away with Xiaoyuer’s midnight snack tonight."
Zhang Ping still has a good impression on Yin Jiu You because he is like a half-man, half-ghost, but he is a half-man, half-ghost. Isn’t it a perfect match? So he smiled and replied, "I’ll go wherever the fish can go." Then he hurried to Yin Jiu You, but it seemed that he was too scared to let Zhang Ping get close to himself.
Zhang Ping’s little fish went to Haha ‘er small restaurant, and everyone drank two jars of wine in an hour, and Li Dazui’s face became redder and redder. Du Sha’s face became bluer and redder. Haha ‘er drank and laughed more and more, and Tu Jiao Jiao became more and more like a woman. There were little fish and Zhang Ping who drank cup after cup, but their faces did not change color.
Haha, son said, "Haha, this little fish is really good at drinking. Drinking wine is like drinking water."
Fish laughed. "I can’t drink so much water all the time."
Zhang Ping also said with a smile, "If wine is not intoxicating, people will get drunk. It is not good wine but people will get drunk."
Yin Jiuyou sneered, "Drinking is not a good thing and there is something to boast about."
Tu Jiaojiao laughed. "Ghosts naturally don’t drink, but everyone has to drink two cups … Little fish, a fish. Do you know that you can learn everything except one thing?"
Li Dazui nu way "what a bad thing! This is all a good thing! If a person does not learn these good things when he is alive, it is really equivalent to living for a generation in vain. "
He said he wanted to drink when he was proud, but he picked up the glass and suddenly smashed it. "You can’t drink any more wine!"
Li Dazui nu way "what? Why did you break my glass? "
Yin Jiuyou said, "I can’t go if I drink little fish and little Taoist."
Li Datian mercilessly stared at him for a long time and suddenly flew up and kicked the jars out and bit his teeth. "One day, I will fill a few jars of wine into your stomach so that you can be a drunk if you are a ghost."
The little fish smiled at them and said, "What do uncles want to drive me away in such a hurry?"
Tu Jiaojiao said, "Little devil is suspicious. Who is in a hurry to drive you away?"
Fish laughed. "I know if you don’t tell me."
Tu jiao jiao said, "you know? Ok, you tell me. "
The little fish said, "Because the little fish is getting worse and worse, and with the help of the little Taoist priest, it’s so bad that all your uncles have a headache that they can’t stand it. They have to send me away as if to harm others."
Tu Jiaojiao giggled. "As your last sentence is right."
The little fish said, "You want me to go, but you want me to harm others, but it’s all your own. What good am I?" You have to let me get some benefits, and the little monk won’t leave until I leave. "
Ha-ha-er said, "Ha-ha, that’s a good question. It’s not worthwhile for you to ask this sentence … I won’t do anything if my own father asks me to do it."
Fish clap your hands and smile. Uncle’s words just came into my heart. "
Li Dazui said, "Don’t worry, we naturally have something for you."
The little fish smiled and said, "Let me see if something is good first. I’m glad or not, otherwise I’ll stay here …"
Tu Jiaojiao said, "Kid, you’re good. Show it to Boss Du."
Du’s bag contains a set of navy brocade, a scarlet cloak, a goldfish hat embroidered with it, and a pair of soft boots. What else? "
Tu Jiaojiao laughed. "And … you see?" Her other baggage turned out to be a big stack of gold leaves. I’m afraid there are only a few gold people who can see so many gold people at once.
The little fish frowned and said, "What is this good thing? If you are hungry, you can’t eat it as a meal, you can’t drink it as water, and it’s heavy … I don’t want it."
Tu Jiaojiao criticised "little fool, this thing is not good, but if you want to have it, you can buy whatever you want. I don’t know how many people there are. Don’t you want it? ！”
The little fish shook his head and said, "I don’t want it. I’m not that kind of fool."
Li Dazui put a small piece of gold leaf between his two fingers and laughed. "Do you know that you can buy it with this small piece? You can eat it for two years without three sets of clothes for ordinary people?"
Ha ha son way "you don’t like horses! You can buy a good kurama for this piece. If this thing is bad, there will be no good things. "
The little fish sighed and said, "Since you speak it so well … well, I’ll just take it so-so, but what else?"
Tu Jiaojiao said, "Oh, kid, do you still want it? Your heart is really dark, and you don’t want to think that our good things have been scraped away by you over the years! "
The little fish cocked his head and thought about the baggage and went away. Zhang Ping also got up and left together.
Li Dazui said, "Hey, what are you doing?"